After a couple was arrested at a Texas Whataburger, an officer put them into the back of his car and started driving to the police station. On the way he noticed he couldn't see the woman anymore. When he stopped to investigate he discovered that while handcuffed, she'd managed to unzip the man's pants and perform oral sex on him. He was able to separate them and drive to the station for booking on drug charges (no shocker there).
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