Humanity has spent centuries seeking a Fountain of Youth, and of course the most straightforward method is simply to ask the very long-lived how they did it. This lady says: BOOZE!
Because centenarian interviews are local news at its very finest (that, and the weird crimes, of course), WNEP stopped by to chat with Plains Township centenarian Pauline Spagnola. “Drink a lot of booze!” she advised, throwing back her tiara-clad head and laughing lustily. Bless you, Pauline.
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