Conspicuous Consumption

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A Florida man was arrested yesterday for dry-humping two blow-up dolls in a grocery store parking lot. We didn't know sex with objects was a crime, but we're on board with that. [Smoking Gun]


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Did he bring the dolls to the parking lot or buy them at the store. If he bought them there, he can totally claim entrapment.