Comment Of The Day: Your Breasts Are Thinking Of Joining A Gang

Today we learned that a city in California is banning “lingerie cafes” because they may be hotbeds of gang activity. humbleasdoves01 says:

Holy cow, I’m just an accidental ill-adjusted bikini top moment away from becoming a gang hotspot myself! I swear I’m the soul of modesty, but my girls are wily, with a seemingly indefatigable striving for freedom – you can almost hear them plotting their escape as soon as they even overhear a conversation about spending a Saturday at the beach. And man, once you’ve got gang activity going on in your bosoms, it takes FOREVER to get it out.

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