Comment Of The Day: How To Trap Men & Other Large Game Animals

I prefer “catching” my men; I go to bars well supplied with night-vision goggles, camouflage gear, baited traps, nets of varying sizes, tranquilliser darts, and a guide to “Guy Whispering.” Because, you know, men are primordial beasts with no interest in a mutually reciprocal relationship, and simply never enter into any such ensnarement voluntarily.

I am so glad we have these blanket generalisations around, because otherwise I would probably have to do my own thinking, and then I’d end up sterile or something, wrapping cats up in papooses and calling them my babies.

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