We don't have much to say about the cloven boots on SJP that everyone keeps writing about: They're by Margiela, they've been around forever, and they are the fancy version of these, which are awesome.
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They're ninja shoes. ([www.roomaifootwear.com])
This will just make it all the more difficult to spot an approaching ninja. Now they'll blend into their surrounding environment night or day.