If you ever wondered what Kelly Bundy might have accomplished in her later years, this is a good bet: hawking prenatal pole dancing DVDs, for the woman who's gained 50 pounds of fetus but still wants to feel sexy.
Actually, they should market this to physics classes. Feeling sexxxxy during pregnancy is one thing, but being able to control your newly-altered center of gravity well enough to POLE DANCE? That deserves closer study by experts in the field. We could have a Nobel Prize on our hands with this.