Christians Try To Make Holiday “Jesus Ween” Happen

Just when you thought that the worst thing 8-year-old you could possibly receive on Halloween night was a circus peanut, a Christian group would like to challenge that theory by encouraging people to give out Bibles and Christian gifts —”in a friendly way”— to little kids this Halloween.

Feel free to watch this video and try to count the number of times the host is able to say Jesus Ween with a straight face.

And no, no it doesn’t make me think of Jesus’ ween at all! That would be…totally understandable.