A Christian website that advises couples how to live according to the Bible’s gender roles has some cool and not at all misogynist advice for all you fellows out there. If your wife is bumming you out by reluctantly submitting to sex, just don’t look at her face!
According to a writer going by the name of Larry Solomon, women whose faces betray sexual disinterest should be treated like the snake-haired Medusa. (For those rusty on their Greek mythology, any man who looked upon Medusa’s face would be turned to stone.) In a column on his site, Biblical Gender Roles, Solomon explains:
“I know you love your wife, most men love their wives. But sin is ugly. Your beautiful bride’s face becomes ugly during this sinful time that she is grudgingly giving you sex as she grimaces wanting you to just ‘hurry up and get it over with.’
So like the men who could not look at Medusa’s face otherwise they would be killed, realize that if you look on your wife’s face when she is displaying a sinful attitude toward sex it will kill your sexual pleasure.”
Heed Larry’s words, guys. Don’t allow your sinful monster-wife to kill your godly boner or turn your dick to stone. It is written that men should shoot their wads; never forget that.
As Raw Story reports, Solomon adheres to the principle that “women who [do] not like having sex with their husbands should ‘fake it until [they] make it.’” But submission only solves half of the problem! However will our crusader spread his seed if his wife’s wickedness is bound to deflate his mighty weapon?
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