Chris Brown Left a Lame Emoji Comment on Rihanna's Crop Over Photo and Now Drake's Involved

Sometimes you’re walking down the street, just minding your own business, drinking a coffee in one hand and clutching your phone for dear life in the other, when suddenly a notification hits your device announcing an ex you haven’t been in touch with in years just liked a picture you posted of your cat trying to eat a hamburger. You wonder: Is he relating more to the cat, or to the hamburger? Did his finger crash into his phone by accident? Is our relationship fun now? Am I having fun now? Relax, this sort of thing happens to everyone, even Rihanna, and it isn’t worth stressing over.

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Chris Brown posted a side-eyeing-eyeballs emoji on Rihanna’s smoldering Instagram pic from the Crop Over festival on Tuesday, indicating he’s still attracted to her. It’s what happens when men have two eyes, a wifi password, and no boundaries.

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Then Drake got inserted into this story when a source told Hollywood Life on Tuesday that the rapper feels Brown’s comment was “sad and desperate,” which he is so not, and, furthermore,“Drake feels it is time for Chris to grow up and move on from Rihanna. Drake is very protective and has a lot of love for her even though he is not with Rihanna.” Oh whatever, where’s my eye-roll emoji.

[Us Weekly / Hollywood Life]


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There has to be some kind of infidelity or something with Chris Pratt/Anna Faris. Seriously, shit doesn’t breakdown that suddenly unless something terrible happened. I had to tell people I was getting divorced and it was sudden and they could read between the lines. I know some people have posted blind items. I’m sure they released their sweet loving goodbye post to save face for both of their careers. Plus! And I don’t really know what this means other than kind of a dig but their statements varied slightly....

Pratt:

Anna and I are sad to announce we are legally separating. We tried hard for a long time, and we’re really disappointed. Our son has two parents who love him very much and for his sake we want to keep this situation as private as possible moving forward. We still have love for each other, will always cherish our time together and continue to have the deepest respect for one another.

“We still love each other”.

Have love for each other and love each other is DIFFFFFERENT. Seems like a dig on his part. I guarantee this isn’t as sweet of a breakup as it seems. Plus, I. AM. READING. INTO. THIS.