Sometimes you’re walking down the street, just minding your own business, drinking a coffee in one hand and clutching your phone for dear life in the other, when suddenly a notification hits your device announcing an ex you haven’t been in touch with in years just liked a picture you posted of your cat trying to eat a hamburger. You wonder: Is he relating more to the cat, or to the hamburger? Did his finger crash into his phone by accident? Is our relationship fun now? Am I having fun now? Relax, this sort of thing happens to everyone, even Rihanna, and it isn’t worth stressing over.
Chris Brown posted a side-eyeing-eyeballs emoji on Rihanna’s smoldering Instagram pic from the Crop Over festival on Tuesday, indicating he’s still attracted to her. It’s what happens when men have two eyes, a wifi password, and no boundaries.
Then Drake got inserted into this story when a source told Hollywood Life on Tuesday that the rapper feels Brown’s comment was “sad and desperate,” which he is so not, and, furthermore,“Drake feels it is time for Chris to grow up and move on from Rihanna. Drake is very protective and has a lot of love for her even though he is not with Rihanna.” Oh whatever, where’s my eye-roll emoji.
If you want to hug Jerry Seinfeld, please get another dream.
Amber Heard and Elon Musk are doing great—great!—they just need to focus on their careers now, separately.
- Anna Faris touted her strong and wonderful eight-year marriage to Chris Pratt in her final pre-breakup interview. [Page Six]
- Andy Samberg and Joanna Newsom have a baby girl now. [Page Six]
- Gabrielle Union doesn’t like working out but does it nonetheless. Is there any other way? [The Cut]
- “My hand came into contact with a part of her body…what seemed to be a ribcage or ribs.” The Taylor Swift trial is underway. [People]