The Chicago Jezebels will be having a meet-up tonight at the Old Town Ale House, 219 W North Ave, at 8 p.m. The weather outside may be frightful, but the company will surely be delightful.
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Erin Gloria Ryan
Oh, bother. Prospects are dim that I will be able to go. Just imagine my head atop Rod Blagojevich's naked body. Don't worry; it won't look like I have a penis, just a cute little power hungry ass.