We're sorry to report that next Halloween is going to be pretty heinous. For a preview, just check out the video of a man sporting a lifelike, oversize Charlie Sheen head at Mask-Fest 2011 (which is apparently a real thing). The mask costs $2,500 because creator Landon Meier has to "sculpt each one separately and apply every hair and follicle." It's art, you see.