Charlie Sheen Goes Old School, Found Drunk & Naked With Escort (Updated)

Looks like Charlie Sheen still hasn’t quite gotten over the sloppy addicted character he played in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Police were called to NYC’s Plaza Hotel just after 2 a.m. this morning, where they found him intoxicated and naked.

According to the New York Post, “‘tables and chairs that had been thrown around the room” and a chandelier had been damaged. Life & Style reports:

The police found a half-naked Charlie passed out on the bed and a woman, who was identified as an escort, screaming from inside the closet. “She was fearing for her life and was naked,” says the source.

Apparently Charlie, ex-wife Denise Richards and their two daughters, Sam and Lola, had all arrived in town a few days ago. Denise and the two girls were sleeping in the room next door, and it was Denise who had to go with the cops and leave the girls with a nanny. Charlie was totally effed up and incoherent, but cops told him he could choose to go to jail or the hospital, and he chose ambulance to the hospital. Guests saw him getting in the back of the ambulance wearing only a robe at about 2:30.

Charlie recently worked out a plea deal in his spousal abuse case, and has been in rehab at least four times. He remains the highest-paid star on TV — earning about $2 million dollars per episode for Two And A Half Men.

UPDATE: Charlie’s publicist says he had “an adverse allergic reaction to some medication.” Time for the ORLY owl.

Charlie Sheen Found Naked in Trashed Hotel Room, Report Says [Fox News]
Cops called to Charlie Sheen’s room at The Plaza Hotel [NY Post]
Charlie Sheen Hospitalized [TMZ]
Publicist: Sheen ‘Had An Adverse Allergic Reaction’ [USA Today]