NBC has just announced that country singer and American Idol winner Carrie Underwood will portray Maria Von Trapp — the role originally played to perfection by the radiant Julie Andrews — in a TV remake of The Sound of Music. There are no words for what we are feeling about this atrocity. Instead: the Kübler-Ross stages of grief as told through gifs.

1. Denial.

2. Anger


3. Bargaining

4. Depression


5. Acceptance