Ask, and you shall receive:

Our favorite medical practitioner Dr. Pimple Popper–the modern-day Saint Damien, a woman who delivers five-star bedside manner while draining cesspools of pus, the omniscient advisor on how to fix that stinky thang–gave Cardi B a tip! No more than minutes after Cardi posted a postpartem photo on Instagram with the question “Ladies how do you guys get rid of the black line in the middle of your stomach after giving birth?? cause bitch,” Dr. Pimple Popper swooped in with the advice: apply sunscreen, and it will fade in time. It’s essentially what my mom said all throughout my long pimply decade: don’t fuck with it!

Dr. Pimple Popper saves the day once more.

Thank you, Saint Popper. Thank you, Cardi B. Thank YOU, gingasnap86.

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