We've all been there: A Florida woman, late for a hot date, was shaving her bikini line while she was driving (on a suspended license, to boot), causing a crash. Even better, her ex-husband was holding the wheel. [KeysNews.com]
Reminds me of pulling on pantyhose, smoking a cigarette and trying to crossover on the interchange on my way to a job interview in the 80s. I will never forget the smell of burning nylon and flesh, along with the blare of truck horns as plastic sparks are shooting off my thighs.
Heady days, indeed.