As demonstrated above, Justin Bieber now has two more things he can move from his “Things I’ve Been Charged With — Canada” list to his “Things I’ve Been Found Guilty Of — Canada” list: careless driving and assault. The charges, reports CNN, stem from an August incident “in which Bieber was arrested after his ATV collided with a minivan” outside Stratford, Ontario. The assault allegedly took place between Bieber and the driver of the minivan, who must not have been a fan of Bieber’s work.

Bieber was fined $750 in Canadian dollars (about $600 in U.S. dollars) for the careless driving charge. For the assault charge, he received an absolute discharge, according to [Clerk Jakki Wiseman].

Bieber should be able to pay the fine with the filthy stray bills scattered among the Taco Bell bags on the floor of his car.


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