Can You Guess What Seth Rogen's Secret Talent Is?

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In today's Tweet Beat, Seth Rogen has a useful skill that he's not sharing with the world, Amanda Bynes is the wisest sage on all of Twitter, and Snooki really reads books (obviously; she is a New York Times Bestselling Author).

I'm so good at jerking off, it's really a waste that I don't give other guys more handjobs.

— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) June 28, 2013

Twitter Is High School For Adults

— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) June 28, 2013

LOL I love the tweets of people so shocked .."SNOOKI'S READING A BOOK?" -_________- #imhumantoo #ithink ��

— NiC0LE P0LiZZi (@snooki) June 28, 2013

someday we'll find it..... the lovers the dreamers and me.

— John Stamos (@JohnStamos) June 28, 2013

4 hours of sleep. With makeup you can go from a zombie to a backstreet boy in minutes.

— Nick Carter (@nickcarter) June 28, 2013

My favorite float in the Pride Parade is the older couple from Wisconsin with mouths agape in a rental car who took a wrong turn.

— Paula Pell (@perlapell) June 28, 2013

I'm actually writing a rom com called "40 Love" about a middle aged woman who has a baby with her tennis instructor

— Jena Friedman (@JenaFriedman) June 28, 2013

These bitches in CASH CAB just won $1,050 bucks! @cheynethomas #damnthatwasagoodassround

— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) June 28, 2013

I love when something is so familiar yet also remarkable. It's the nature of genius...think that's why I adore Kubrick so much.

— Aubrey O'Day (@AubreyODay) June 28, 2013

Hell is being trapped in a room with a journalist who asks you what your "festival tips" are, on loop

— MARINA &THE DIAMONDS (@MarinasDiamonds) June 28, 2013

I've opened a Kickstarter to raise money for my lunch. I only need a cheeseburger and fries. Hope everyone will chip in.

— R.L. Stine (@RL_Stine) June 28, 2013

Siri, prioritize the kiki's I've been invited to this pride weekend

— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) June 28, 2013

Last night was so hot it was like Ashley Judd's décolletage in A Time To Kill

— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) June 28, 2013

Son, this wallet is chained to my buttock for it has killed 2 other wallets & I am a taking it to leather jail. I am a federal marshall.

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 28, 2013

No sentence conveys 'wonderful mother' more than 'Hold on a sec while Mama finishes this tweet'.

— Ana Gasteyer (@AnaGasteyer) June 28, 2013

I really like Mango.

— Harry Styles (@Harry_Styles) June 28, 2013

Just spent 20 minutes trying to explain to my 7 year old who the grim reaper is. #Unsuccessful

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) June 28, 2013

Hey @PhilCollinsFeed did you ever learn to dance?

— timheidecker (@timheidecker) June 28, 2013

My daughter just hugged this gentleman and exclaimed: 'Daddy!'

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) June 28, 2013

Dear Man On The Street With Clip Board Who Asked Me If I Was A Registered Republican, I'm sorry I laughed in your face.

— Jesse Tyler Ferguson (@jessetyler) June 28, 2013

A commercial for pre-lubricated catheters came on and my 4 year old casually turned to me, "You should get those, they're for women."

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) June 28, 2013

One of the concerts i have coming up...I'm not going to say which one...I'm just going to filibuster.

— josh groban (@joshgroban) June 28, 2013

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A handjob from Seth Rogen would be hilarious because the whole time he would be doing that Seth Rogen chuckle and I would be cracking up until I came. And my penis would be weeping from laughter. And would there be anything better than laughing hysterically while you have an orgasm? It will be amazing.