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Nick Jonasā€”ā€œJealousā€ singer, turkey jerky fan, inarguably the hottest member of the Jonas Brothersā€”has a dirty secret and itā€™s been right under his nose this entire time. Or has it?

Weā€™re not talking about his engagement to Priyanka Chopra because that has been confirmed, love is real, etc., etc., whatever. This is much more deviant.

Picture Nick Jonas. Handsome, right? But does he have facial hair? Are you sure? Maybe some scruff. Maybe a full beardā€”no, thatā€™s not right. A five oā€™clock shadow? Does he have a mustache? A goatee? A faded chinstrap? Are you okay?

Iā€™m here to report: he does have a ā€˜stache, sort of. But where in the world is it? Have you seen it?

Is this anything?
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Is it here?

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Or there?

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Under a chair?

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In a house?

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With a mouse?

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Itā€™s here, on his face, the worldā€™s smallest stache. Thank you.

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