The blog Pets Who Want to Kill Themselves catalogues the horrible things humans have subjected their pets to, from being carried around in a backpack to being forced to wear a Hello Kitty costume.
The blog captions what pets are thinking in various shameful poses, though the humiliation is usually evident in the animal's eyes. Sometimes the worst thing about being a pet is not being able to say, "no, I would not be cuter if I was groomed to look like a Ninja Turtle." [Entertainment Weekly]
DISCUSSION
Ok, I'm not going to lie. I think have my dog look like a Ninja Turtle would be the most hilarious thing ever when I am high. I could look over on the couch and Donatello would just be sitting there licking his crotch. That shit is a stoners DREAM I tell you. The only thing that would be better is if he looked like a giant hamburger. Then we could sleep in the hamburger bed together and it would be SO meta.