Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles just made his Instagram account private, and it’s not because all 4.4m of his closest friends had finally followed. The brave investigators over at ONTD did a little digging and discovered that the real reason for Wiles’s sudden lock was that he was “getting tired of people commenting about Karlie being better for Taylor/Harry being better for Taylor.”
The proof, apparently, is in a tumblr post that suggests Kaylor (Karlie/Taylor) and Haylor (Harry/Taylor) “shippers” had been posting disrespectful comments on Wiles’s Instagrams.
ONTD claims Taylor liked the post, then unliked it soon after. And you know what? I believe it! I believe every single word of it. (For the record, I ship Kaylor.)
[ONTD]
Charlie Sheen is trying to sell his memoir for $10 million. It’s not a ridiculous number (Amy Schumer made $8m), but some are suggesting it’s a little late in his career for such a big ask.
A veteran at a “major publishing house” told Page Six:
“When Charlie starred in ‘Two and a Half Men,’ it was a funny comedy, but the idea of $10 million is even funnier. So much of his life has played out in public, and so much is sordid — in this case there may be too much information. What’s left to find out?”
What’s left to find out? Oh, I don’t know, ANONYMOUS PUBLISHER—maybe fun facts about Emilio Estevez and whether or not he kept in touch with Jennifer Grey after Ferris Bueller’s Day Off?
[Page Six]
Justin Theroux has joined Instagram, which is fine, but I was hoping for his wife.
- SELENA GOMEZ WAS ARRESTED on the set of her new music video. [THL]
- Jaden Smith is working on a collection of essays and I’ve never been more excited for a book in my life. [Celebitchy]
- Is Oprah wearing a shawl here or is that a towel? [Celebitchy]
- David Spade is annoyed that Kim and Kanye got better seats to SNL 40. [OK!]
- Pregnancy is making Anne Hathaway is so energetic! [Just Jared]
- Colton Haynes to other sufferers of anxiety: “Ur not alone.” Annnnnnnd here comes another panic attack. [Us Weekly]
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