Bad Weather Aside, Burning Man Was a Weird Mess That Involved Fake Ebola News
Burners smugly joked about dying while lambasting traditional news outlets for reporting on the chaotic situation—all while Twitter spread misinformation.
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All good things must come to an end, including my schadenfreude watching Burning Man attendees try to Mad Max: Fury Road their way out of the muddy swamp they found themselves in this past weekend. After two months’ worth of rain fell in 24 hours on “the playa,” on Monday, local officials reopened the roads that had been impenetrable due to the slop and allowed the 64,000 attendees still on site to journey home.
“As of 2:00pm, Exodus operations have officially begun in Black Rock City,” the festival’s website read. “The driving ban has been lifted.” But as the Man Burn (real name…) comes to an end, from the ashes rises a common enemy: “the media,” as the consensus amongst some burners is that the media over-dramatized the biblical muds at this year’s psilocybin retreat for tech CEOs.
The rain, the mess, and the disarray, some burners emphasized, were not as bad as traditional news outlets made it seem. They started labeling such coverage as “clickbait,” while lampooning the supposedly terrible conditions in Black Rock City, Nevada, on their own social media accounts. “Don’t fall for the media’s clickbait,” one attendee wrote on Twitter. “Don’t be fooled by the opinions of those who would never even dare to go there.” Another burner tweeted that many of the headlines are “overblown” and “dramatic” but “burners are taking care of each other.” God bless, of course. On TikTok, one burner, drinking a Miller Lite, jokingly asked a bunch of kids if they were going to survive. “We’re gonna die here,” a kid, again jokingly, screamed. His caption on the video said, “The news is lying to you.”
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