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Buckingham Palace Sounds Like a Real Shitheap

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The Queen might have to pack up and relocate from Buckingham Palace—temporarily, anyway, because the old pile apparently needs millions and millions of dollars worth of renovations. Frankly, the place sounds like a dump.

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The Associated Press says the joint hasn’t really been redecorated since the early 1950s, when Elizabeth first wore the crown. We’re not just talking tacky wallpaper and shabby carpets, though: “Officials say the palace needs an estimated 150 million pounds ($237 million) of renovation and upgrades, including replacing old plumbing and wiring and removing asbestos.” Queen Victoria was the first monarch who actually lived in Buckingham Palace, but bits and pieces are even older. One shudders to contemplate the shitters.

But it’s downright cheap compared to proposed renovations to the palace of Westminster, where Parliament meets. The Guardian points out that’s been estimated to cost a whopping £3 billion. I tell you, they just don’t make them like the Normans did anymore.

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Contact the author at kelly@jezebel.com.

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i am trying to think of the comments this piece is going to get

1) posts about how tax dollars should not go to this project (likely to include more anti monarchy sentiments)

2) discussion of interior design choices: remodeling vs restoration

3) discussion of the relative hotness of the two young windor princes

4) (hopefully) a discussion about the queen’s wardrobe and how awesome it always is

5) middleton jokes (either at pippa or kate’s expense, but probably pippa)