Bret Michaels, Absurdist, Claims Billboard Abs Are From Sit-Ups By Dodai Stewart | October 5, 2010 | 2:17pm Latest × Copy Link Facebook X Reddit Email ! “I didn’t eat for a day and I did about 2,000 sit-ups,” Bret says. He also requested “good lighting and a warm room.” But come on — Photoshop is clearly the star of this cover. Most Popular The Bezos-Sánchez Wedding Was a Real 21st-Century Fairy Tale (Derogatory) It Appears That Kris Jenner Won't Share a Water Taxi Khloé Kardashian Posts Plastic Surgery Haul More from JezebelHouse GOP Sells Out the Most Vulnerable Americans for Trump MerchMan Posts Carl Jung Quotes to Intellectualize His BreakupAnna Wintour Is So Last Season Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human: