Break Your DVRs, Because a Sandra Lee Lifestyle Show Is Coming To ABC

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Sandra Lee, America’s patron saint of not going the extra mile, has been appearing on ABC’s Good Morning America quite a bit lately, and Page Six reports that it’s no accident. The former host of Food Network’s Semi-Homemade Meals and current purveyor of a line of margaritas called Cocktail Time is “about to launch a new lifestyle TV show with the network.”

We’re told the domestic doyenne — who also has magazines and cookbooks in her empire — is still in talks for the yet-to-be-named program.

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“Yet-to-be-named”? I’m more than happy to give you some options, ABC!

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  • Fool ‘Em All with Sandra Lee
  • No One Will Know The Difference with Sandra Lee
  • Have a Drink and Pay Someone Else To Do It with Sandra Lee
  • Oh God That Was Today? with Sandra Lee
  • Andrew, Have You Seen My Glue Gun? with Sandra Lee
  • Your Secret’s Safe with Sandra Lee
  • Give Your Life a Semi with Sandra Lee
  • Pour Another and Scrolling Through Your Pinterest Feed with Sandra Lee

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mdyoganerd
Yoga Nerd, Maybe Dead

Ya know what, I’m a “foodie” (god I hate that word), so I should HATE Sandra Lee, but I don’t. I really don’t. Because, for most of this country, that’s as much “cooking” as you’re gonna get people to do, and its better than nothing, and quite frankly, I’m tired of all the classist shit people heap on her for not cooking completely from scratch, and for her goofy “table-scapes.” She represents a solution for a lot of busy moms, single moms, working moms. Shitting on Sandra Lee is a way of saying “You’re not MY idea of what a woman should be” and I think that stinks.

Yeah, she uses a ton of shortcuts, and you know what? GOOD FOR HER