Break Your DVRs, Because a Sandra Lee Lifestyle Show Is Coming To ABC

Sandra Lee, America’s patron saint of not going the extra mile, has been appearing on ABC’s Good Morning America quite a bit lately, and Page Six reports that it’s no accident. The former host of Food Network’s Semi-Homemade Meals and current purveyor of a line of margaritas called Cocktail Time is “about to launch a new lifestyle TV show with the network.”

We’re told the domestic doyenne — who also has magazines and cookbooks in her empire — is still in talks for the yet-to-be-named program.

“Yet-to-be-named”? I’m more than happy to give you some options, ABC!

Semi-Homemaker with Sandra Lee
Half the Bottle and Half the Battle with Sandra Lee
Fixin’ To Live with Sandra Lee
Half-Assed Lifestyle with Sandra Lee
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh with Sandra Lee
Just Glue It with Sandra Lee
Good Enough with Sandra Lee
That’ll Do with Sandra Lee
Fool ‘Em All with Sandra Lee
No One Will Know The Difference with Sandra Lee
Have a Drink and Pay Someone Else To Do It with Sandra Lee
Oh God That Was Today? with Sandra Lee
Andrew, Have You Seen My Glue Gun? with Sandra Lee
Your Secret’s Safe with Sandra Lee
Give Your Life a Semi with Sandra Lee
Pour Another and Scrolling Through Your Pinterest Feed with Sandra Lee