I’ve never seen someone who is more fine in my life. She’s 22, she’s “feeling blessed,” she was likely sponsored to wear everything in this photo by an Instagram “boutique.” Life must be pretty great! Never mind that her former best friend continues to use her as a plot line on a reality television show that nobody is watching. On Sunday night’s episode, Kylie Jenner claimed:

“She was my security blanket. She lived with me. We did everything together and I feel like there’s a part of me that needed to grow without her. Sometimes people are there for certain reasons at certain times in your life and then they’re not there for others. Obviously I love her. Right now, she’s kind of doing her thing. I’m doing my thing.”

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I’d say she’s absolutely doing her thing, Kylie. Look at that infinity pool, look at that view, look at the Louboutins and leather pants she wore to her birthday dinner the night before. Jordyn Woods, unequivocally, is doing fine. She’s fine! [ET]