Attention, Poland: There is an idiot on the loose.
According to photos taken by eyewitnesses, a barefoot man wearing teeny tiny shorts entered the bear enclosure at the Warsaw Zoo on Sunday and hit a female bear, Sabina, multiple times. She tried to bite his arm, although it remains unclear whether she did so before or after he punched her in the face.
Polish authorities are still searching for the man, according to The Guardian. He left traces of blood behind, but is likely relatively unharmed; local tabloid Fakt deemed this a “miracle,” which I feel is a bit strongly worded. The real question is: How did Flakka get to Poland so quickly?
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