Brad & Angelina Are Not Splitting; Johnny Depp Is Not Dead

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  • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: Not splitting up. According to sources. [TMZ, People, NYDN]
  • Sources also say when Brad and Angelina had dinner in NY earlier this month, they drank a lot of wine. Then Brad told Angie:

If she didn't see a shrink, he'd leave her. Angie told Brad she was bored with him, and that he was "toxic." She is jealous and annoyed that he keeps in touch with Jennifer Aniston. And: "You have only to look at Brad and Angelina to see how this is affecting them both. Once half of the sexiest couple in Hollywood, Brad, who used to be so fastidious about his appearance, now looks little better than a tramp, with his ridiculous greying beard and growing paunch. He has also made no secret that he has been taking consolation in drink — frequently boasting to journalists on a recent junket about how he was still drunk from the night before. Angelina, meanwhile, is frighteningly skinny." [Daily Mail]

  • Brad's brothers are "begging" him to leave Angelina. [The Sun]
  • Meanwhile, Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper are so definitely together, at the Sundance Film Festival. [People]
  • Another Johnny Depp internet death rumor? Boo. His rep says: "He isn't dead. He's fine." [E!]
  • Jennifer Aniston is flying her friends to some kind of tropical paradise for her birthday. She turns 41 on February 11. Instead of gifts, she wants friends to donate to charity, so get on it. [JustJared]
  • Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham was on a flight from Milan to LA but hated the airline's food. When the plane stopped at Heathrow, she called Gordon Ramsay and had some of his food delivered to her flight. [Daily Mail]
  • For old modeling pix of Posh, click here. [Radar Online]
  • Here's the situation: Jersey Shore cast members turned down a role in an indie film opposite two stars from The Sopranos because they are too busy. [Page Six]
  • Justin Combs just turned 16; his father, Sean "Diddy" Combs bought him a $360,000 Maybach. Attending Justin's party — being filmed for MTV's My Super Sweet Sixteen on Saturday? Snooki and Pauly D. [Page Six]
  • You're thinking, why does a 16-year-old get to drive a $360,000 car? Don't worry, Diddy got Justin a driver. [Gatecrasher]
  • Snooki left Justin Combs' party reeking of booze. [Gatecrasher]
  • Friday night, the cast of Jersey Shore "caused major melee" at a nightclub in Montclair, NJ. 2000 people were trying to get into a club with the capacity of 800; four people were arrested and cops had to shut down the street. [Us Magazine]
  • Wedding belles: Glee's Jane Lynch will marry her girlfriend, Dr. Lara Embry, in May! [Radar Online]
  • Conan O'Brien joked about spending millions of dollars of NBC's cash, which some people feel is in poor taste considering the situation in Haiti. [Page Six]
  • Sundance gossip: Joan Jett and the Blackhearts reunited for a show to celebrate The Runaways and JJ pulled Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning on stage. Bill Gates hung out at a concert by John Legend and The Roots, because he is down like that. Danny Masterson DJ'd a Kenneth Cole party, and Joseph Gordon Levitt hosted a dinner party. [Vanity Fair]
  • Kristen Stewart plays a "crackhead stripper" in Welcome To The Rileys, which premiered at Sundance, and viewers of the film witness KStew's bare ass. Also, "Her raunchy character swears like a sailor and stashes cash in her underpants." Scandalous! Kristen was slightly traumatized when she first learned pole dancing: "I wanted to do it in my clothes… [my stripper coach] was like, 'No, you don't stick to the poll when you do that.'" [Us Magazine]
  • Also in Sundance: Orlando Bloom, Adrien Brody, Malin Akerman, and Tinsley Mortimer with beau Constantine Maroulis. [Gatecrasher]
  • WTF: Why is Jon Gosselin at the Sundance Film Festival? And ew, he has a new girlfriend? What is she thinking? [E!]
  • Gerard Butler met Sophia Bush and didn't remember that he'd met her before, and this is news. [Page Six]
  • Brendan Fraser learned the release date of his film, Extraordinary Measures, from his 13-year-old costar. [Gatecrasher]
  • Friday, a judge ruled that Roman Polanski could not be sentenced in absentia and said that the director "needs to surrender." Today, a lawyer for Polanski is saying he will appeal. [Variety]
  • Apparently, at some point years ago, Kelly Cutrone dissed Donald Trump. [Page Six]
  • Julianne Moore regrets not being by her mother's side when she died last year. [Daily Express]
  • Someone read a card wrong and The Black Eyed Peas were incorrectly named Best International Group at a music awards show in France. Ke$ha was kind of involved. [NYDN]
  • Gary Coleman has been arrested on one count of domestic assault. The horrifying mug shot at the link is chock-full of "Whatchu talking about?" [TMZ]
  • Behold: Marion Cotillard with boobs on her forehead. [PopWrap]
  • Sean Penn and Robert Pattinson are in talks to star with Reese Witherspoon in Water for Elephants, based on the book about a circus during the Great Depression… I actually read it a few years ago and recommend it. [Cindy Adams]
  • A little anecdote from the SAG awards: "While Sandra Bullock posed for photographers, her husband, Jesse James, stood by uncomfortably. Accustomed to jeans and T-shirts covering his tattooed body, the motorcycle builder was lashed into a black tuxedo. Afterward, Bullock credited James for being her rock. 'He actually works hard all day long, and then I drag him out to these things. I know he's tired.' James piped up: 'Uh, I'm not that tired.' Bullock arched an eyebrow, made one hand into a claw and made a scratching gesture." [ONTD]
  • First we heard that Matt Kemp — the LA Dodger currently dating Rihanna — threatened and abused his ex. Then we heard he didn't, and her statements were "false." Now we're hearing he did, but she withdrew her complaint/restraining order because the matter was "quietly resolved." Her lawyer says: hope is that Ms. Terrell tells her story, because it is a compelling tale of betrayal, abuse and survival." [Us Magazine]
  • Elin Nordegren is already back home. A source says, "The marriage is not over. They both wants to save it. [Radar Online]
  • Tiger Woods' ex-"mistress" Jaimee Grubbs has a message for Tiger: "You have hurt me. You suck." She also says: "I have opportunities that I haven't had before. The chance at a reality show. I have a reality show in the works. It's just kind of like a about my crazy life and how it has changed. Not necessarily in terms of Tiger — his name won't be mentioned at all." Ugh. [Radar Online]
  • Heidi Montag's plastic surgeon says her multiple procedures were a "well-thought out career move." And: "Heidi sees herself as the new Marilyn Monroe — she sees the need for a new blonde starlet in Hollywood and she wants to fill that void." [Radar Online]
  • "Andy Dick Busted In Guy Grope." Let the dick/groping jokes begin! [NY Post]
  • The guy who was allegedly sexually attacked by Andy Dick says: "I didn't even know him — my girlfriend knew him. My old lady knew he was pretty big deal and she wanted a picture with us 3 in the picture. I went up to tell him — it was loud in the bar and I had to get towards his ear and then he started kissing me on the neck. I backed up and he started going towards my private area. It pissed me off really bad. It was either fight him and go to jail with him and I didn't want to go to jail." [Radar Online]
  • Chris Brown: All over Paris fashion week. [Concrete Loop]
  • The peeps behind How I Met Your Mother are developing a new sitcom. [Reuters]
  • John Lithgow once ran into an editor from the National Enquirer at a party, who told him, "I'm sorry, but we're just not interested in you." Lithgow says: "Which is certainly the most peculiar compliment I've ever been paid-or the most interesting insult." [Daily Express]
  • Kat Von D and Nikki Sixx: Dunzo. [ONTD via Contact Music]
  • German rock band Scorpions: Hanging up their guitars. Not that you realized they were still recording and touring. Rufolf, who plays lead guitar, and Klaus, who sings, are both 61 years old. Quitters! [USA Today]
  • "Dennis Hopper's parting $hot at 'big spender' wife caps a wild life of booze, drugs & divorces." [NY Post]
  • From a profile on Steve Buscemi: "[He] is not ugly, but he's not exactly handsome, either. He has the kind of face that your mother might say 'has character.' His eyes are buggy. His teeth are a bit prominent. His hairline is losing ground to his forehead. But instead of being a detriment, his looks actually add to his viability as an actor. Were George Clooney to play a twitchy loner who couldn't get the girl, audiences would roll their eyes and head for the lobby. When Buscemi does it, we all nod in unison and go, 'Yep, that's about right.'" [NY Post]
  • Blind item! "Which A-list married actor got overexcited filming a love scene with a much younger starlet? The director was forced to pull the actor aside and order him to calm himself down after he made the young actress 'extremely uncomfortable.'" And: "Which magazine columnist invited mostly billionaires to her birthday party, and after they'd left, opened the gifts and commented on how cheap they were?" [Page Six]
  • "I have a reputation for being this total cunt… I'm a really easy person to hate." — Kelly Cutrone. Of her new show, Kell On Earth, she says: "People get ripped apart. Some interns have nervous breakdowns. People cry. They get fired. It's the real deal." [NY Mag]
  • "Generally, those girls in tall boots and short skirts might have overcompensated, like, 'I can do what the guys do.' I don't want to say that girls aren't cut out for that, and it's not like I have fully developed thoughts on this shit either, but like it's weird - I feel - [because] we're never [typically] the aggressor, that girls do what guys do now, and maybe it's not healthy. You know what I mean?" — Kristen Stewart, saying something about rock and roll and Joan Jett. [ONTD via The Province]
  • "I have a fan base that ... loves Bella, and I do too, but I'm not her. I don't think people can expect me, for the rest of my entire career, to please an audience that once liked Twilight, you know what I mean. I just think that's crazy. It's really always an afterthought. I'll decide to do a movie and then go, oh, Twilight fans are probably going to react to this or whatever, but it's an afterthought. I don't plan things out based on how I think other people are going to receive them. I do it for the experience." — Kristen Stewart. [ONTD via The Providence]
  • "I, for one, would love to play her again before I'm 40 and shriveled. I know for [creator] Rob Thomas, that was a big part of his life. I think he and I might just end up shooting it in his back yard." — Kristen Bell on Veronica Mars. [NY Post]
  • "[My new DVD] will target an audience that has been left out: My age group and the boomers. I want to get to people who have stopped working out, or never did. I can't wait. What should I wear? Curious to hear from you about this. These folks I'm working with can do these productions with their eyes closed. I have to laugh when I think of when I did the first ever…still the biggest selling video of all time. We had no budget, no hair stylist or makeup artists. We did it all ourselves. I wrote the script on a ski trip in Calgary on the floor of my hotel room." — Jane Fonda, 72, is launching an exercise video. She also says, or her looks: "I owe 30 per cent to genes, 30 per cent to good sex, 30 per cent because of sports and healthy lifestyle and for the remaining 10 per cent, I have to thank my plastic surgeon. I'm happier, the sex is better and I understand life better. I don't want to be young again." [Telegraph]



Yeah, Kristen Bell, 40 is old and shrivelled *eyeroll*