Vote 2020 graphic
Everything you need to know about and expect during
the most important election of our lifetimes

Blossom Doesn't Like Frozen, Either

Illustration for article titled Blossom Doesnt Like emFrozen/em, Either

After professing her distaste for Ariana Grande, Mayim Bialik is back with another complaint: She didn't like the movie Frozen, either. She's really getting the hang of this blogging thing!

Advertisement

The Big Bang Theory actress, neuroscience PhD and erstwhile Blossom returned to the Jewish parenting blog Kveller (h/t U.S. Weekly) to outline her objections to the movie. First off, she doesn't like that it's 2014 and yet movies for kids still revolve around "this finding a man business." Fair. But, while Disney movies are bursting with retrograde messages and the princess marketing machine is gross, fairy tales do generally involve some sort of marriage plot. And I think a big reason Frozen became so popular was that it played off this particular trope, rather than strictly abiding by it.

But then, she doesn't like the way Frozen did that, either. Because—not kidding here—she doesn't think it was entirely fair to men. She's considered that it was maybe an instance of "male bashing."

Denoument is French for the unfolding of a story–the final unraveling, as it were. What happens in "Frozen"? The Prince/hero turns out to be a scheming villain. He pretended to love her and then he double crosses her and she gets the lesson taught to her not to trust those nasty scheming conniving men. Because you know, men can't be trusted? Meh.

I know, you're confused by me. Yeah, take a number. First I claim to be a feminist and now I claim to be against male-bashing. That's because feminism doesn't equal male-bashing. And this movie isn't empowering because it shows that a Prince is a jerk and should not have been trusted. That's weird too. It's just confusing.

Advertisement

Call it "male bashing" if you want, but as modern fairy-tale takeaways go, "Don't trust a man you've just met" is unquestionably more useful than some nonsense about circumventing a curse or golden geese. Can kids today even pick a goose out of a lineup?

Her biggest problem, though, is that the animated characters are not realistically drawn. She thinks Elsa and Anna look like dolls; her kids think they look like Bratz dolls, specifically. And they're not wrong! But hey, at least they're completely, comprehensively unrealistic (Elsa's neck would snap carrying a head that big), as opposed to simply idealistically beautiful.

For what it's worth, this Fresh Air interview with the Frozen songwriters answers some of the princess-related criticism. Not sure what to tell Mayim about the man-bashing.

Anyway, I plan to rear any children I bear exclusively on Angela Carter.

Share This Story

Get our newsletter

DISCUSSION

dfunkatwork2
DyloniusFunk

I thought Frozen took a look at the tropes Disney built itself on and tried to find a way to subvert them but still keep to the spirit of a Disney movie. I certainly never felt there was "man bashing" ( can we please not make this a thing btw. I only speak for myself and #notallmen but frankly we've done enough shit that being crapped on in a animated movie is the least we deserve.). I actually thought Anna'a response to Hanz made sense when you consider the context. A young woman, trapped inside a castle for years and finally gets a tase of the outside world. She meets a guy and lets the energy of the moment overwhelm her. But the whole central motivation of the character wasn't to marry Hans, it was to save her sister.