Bill Clinton: Pay No Attention To Fainting Old Lady

At a rally in West Virginia yesterday, an elderly woman collapsed; before officials had even picked her up off the ground, Clinton declared, "She'll be fine!" Which, thankfully, she was—no doubt because of Bubba's joke-slinging charms.

Side note: Is there anything that doesn't delight Chris Matthews?

Woman Faints At Bill Clinton Rally [Real Clear Politics]



I get it, Bill, I get it. I myself become gleefully flattered when young male suitors start spewing blood in my presence - and as I slowly walk past their convulsing bodies, I too nod and whisper affectionately "Bless You."

They are such dears!