Friends, I must dispatch some unfortunate news. I cannot say the words myself so I will just quote James Corden here: “There is some new music coming out from Meghan Trainor.”
Has she not read our blogs? Trainor, a singer of songs, teased deets about her third album during her Wednesday night appearance on The Late Late Show with James Corden, alongside Shape of Water director Guillermo del Toro, who wondered the whole time who he was sitting next to.
Hunker down. Trainor claims the album will be released in “less than two months?” And she says two music videos have been shot (oh, great). Add that to the news she previously shared, which is that Daryl Sabara—who must only be referred to as her “Spy Kid fiancée”—“sings on every song” on the album, which seems impossible. Corden lies and says the album news is “hugely exciting.”