Last night's Late Show Top 10 List featured 89 years of advice about longevity and happiness from Betty White. Her tricks include scheduling a "nightly appointment with Dr. Johnnie Walker" and suggests we all "get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep — 9 if you're ugly."
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I want to be Betty when I grow up. Or Rue McClanahan. Pretty much anyone on the Golden Girls' set.