Bestiality, Baggy Pants Banned In Florida

Actual lede to this NBC Miami story: "Floridians are going to have to start pulling up their pants and stop having sex with animals soon."

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drunkexpatwriter
DrunkExPatWriter

While I'll have you know that I know several people who have deep emotional attachments to the animals they make love to. It's a shame that the cis patriarchy and their binary gendered system makes these people live in shame. Someday a close friend or family member may come out to you as a balluasexual and you'll feel awful making them hide who they really are.