Berlusconi's Trial Adjourned Til May 31

Those of you who were excited to follow Berlusconi's trial for soliciting an underage prostitute will have to wait a little longer — after a hearing of just 10 minutes today, proceedings were adjourned until May 31. Berlusconi fans gathered outside the courthouse (incongruously, in a gazebo), and one said of the charges, "It's just dirt. They are trying to throw dirt at our prime minister." However, a man in a Berlusconi mask countered, "I am angry because they will never sentence him. The law is not equal for everyone. If I steal an apple, I go to jail." If a guy in a Berlusconi mask wanted my apple, I would probably give it to him, because I would be frightened.

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