Berlusconi Allegedly Had Women Kiss Dick Statue

We know you’ll be shocked that an “indecent” game was allegedly played at one of Silvio Berlusconi’s “bunga bunga” parties. According to guests who testified today, the Italian PM brought out a statue of the god Priapus (known for his large boner), and asked the assembled women to kiss it. Then he asked, “Are you ready to bunga bunga,” led the ladies into a room with a pole, and told them to dance and strip. Thus we have yet another potential definition of “bunga bunga,” bringing the total to eight zillion. Unsurprisingly, Berlusconi’s lawyers deny everything. More surprisingly, Berlusconi says he will step down in 2013. Maybe he’s finally realized it’s time to quit while he’s, um, ahead.