Behold: A Sensual Hot Pockets Ad Starring Kate Upton and Snoop Dogg
LatestIn this Hot Pockets ad, Kate Upton falls asleep after fangoriously devouring a steaming Hot Pocket (Kate Upton does not burn her mouth on the Hot Pocket, a product whose eponym is the word “hot,” which indicates that she’s probably the Mother of Dragons. Alternatively, it indicates that she is accustomed to being objectified in extreme temperatures. Idk.).
In sleep, she is transported to a magical realm where everything is strange: humans can walk upon the clouds; no one is allowed to like crust and meat simultaneously, causing a vicious rift between #TEAMCRUST and #TEAMMEAT; and Snoop Lion goes by the name Snoop Dogg.
Bow Wow is there. So is Larry King in a large golden medallion that reads “CHEESE.” Just a typical night in the contemporary Garden of Earthly Delights.
[H/t: The Cut]