Before & After: Calvin Harris and His Dick Print Have Come a Long Way

DJ/producer Calvin Harris and his professionally enhanced dick print are featured in a new set of Emporio Armani ads for their spring/summer collection.

Musically, I'll always love Harris for the genius of "We Found Love." Physically, he does nothing for me. But you can't deny: this is quite a makeover. Per Idolator, Harris says he hooked up with Armani (for the money) because he's "been a long time admirer of their designs."

Can these campaigns stop with the unrealistic oversized dick prints?

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This is Calvin Harris now.

And as a reminder, never forget where he came from.

All images via Getty and Armani