Beep Beep, Get Out of Millie Bobby Brown's Way!

Hey, she’s driving here!!

Millie Bobby Brown, affectionately referred to as Millicent Robert by the Jezebel staff, has earned her permit. The 15-year-old posted on Instagram that she can drive “with a parent or supervisor over 21 with a valid license lol,” to which Karlie Kloss responded, “I’m over 21 with a valid license.” Maybe they’d have fun together. Maybe (definitely?) I’d like to be far away from that car. I imagine Kloss only wants to kick it with Brown for her budding YouTube channel, which is truly corny. Like, actual shit:

Still, congrats Millie! Beep Beep.

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Screenshot: Page Six
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Would you spend $22,000 on celebrity trash, even if that celebrity was the late Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain’s? And a set list? Of course you wouldn’t—if you had that kind of money, you’d volunteer to pay off my student loans. I know you, and you’re a good person. According to Page Six, some dummy spent $22,400 on a dirty paper plate used by Cobain. He ate a slice of pizza off said garbage, and then wrote a set list on it on April 23, 1990, at the 9:30 Club in Washington, DC.

THUD’s Johnny Riggs authenticated it at Julien’s Auctions’ “Music Icons” auction earlier this week, saying, “This is a piece of history. A handwritten set list by Kurt before the fame hit. You don’t see many of these anymore; most of the ones that came later weren’t handwritten.” Punk!

Honestly, Cobain would’ve hated this.

[Page Six]


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