Here's the weird thing, though: In Love Actually, Mark, the dude with the cards, doesn't end up with Juliet, the woman he believes he's in love with. So if the egg is Juliet — Keira Knightley — then the egg is married to bacon's best friend. Who is it? Who is Peter/Chiwetel Ejiofor? Hash browns? Toast? English Muffin? It's very confuzzling. Let's contemplate a different gif from the Denny's tumblr instead: This breakfast-and-burger strewn Christmas tree. Have yourself a merry little french toast!
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Chiwetel Ejiofor can be my English muffin anyday.
...I'm not even 100% sure what that means.
...And I probably need to get laid. :(