Aziz Ansari Does Not Want To Hold Your Baby By Whitney Jefferson | August 9, 2011 | 8:35pm Latest It’s safe to say that Aziz Ansari does not plan on procreating any time soon. He doesn’t want to touch your kid, either. Login Label Name Email Label Name Email 0 Comments Inline Feedbacks View all comments Load More Comments Share Tweet Submit Pin GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human: