Cheryl

3/8/10

Rainbow Coalition: A Color Wheel Of Oscar Gowns

Dizzy from last night's comely (and sometimes questionable) fashion choices? We are too, so we organized the gowns…

1/29/10

Elle's 'Modern Love' Issue Not So Lovable

The February Elle 'Modern Love' issue has been out for two weeks, but we just couldn't bring ourselves to read it…

12/15/09

Elle: The New Year's 'Make Better' Metamorphosis

The Lady Gaga/Britney Elle is all about makeovers (also called "Make Better"): From reinvented Catholic schoolgirls…

12/3/09

Elle: Women Will Never Be Satisfied, Should Buy Expensive Sh-t

The December Elle would like to remind its readers that they will never be happy this holiday season.

11/12/09

Marie Claire: This Month, Try Settling For A Lesser Man

The December Marie Claire highlights the holiday season's newest trend: hanging onto the significant others you…

11/4/09

Elle: Covering Hollywood, Missing Cover Lines

First, Harper's Bazaar was missing pages now the November Elle is missing a cover line. Where's all this lost…

10/26/09

Allure: This November, Try A Diet Of Vinegar And Air

The November Allure has hit newsstands, and as usual, it's full of obvious instructions and beauty advice. But as a…

10/9/09

Marie Claire: Drew & Ellen Are Dating?

From Drew Barrymore and and Ellen Page locking lips to "Stiletto Stoners" the October issue seems full of scandal…

9/4/09

Expensive (September) Shitfight: Elle Vs. Bazaar Vs. Vogue

It's that time of year where we tally all the prices in fashion magazines' September issues to determine which one…

8/31/09

Elle Shills Fashions Most Women Would Be Embarrassed To Wear

We know that you're dying to find out what is inside the 500-page behemoth that is the September Elle. Well,…

7/22/09

Glamour: Tweezing Nipple Hairs Is The New "Do"

We've come to accept that the beauty tips in ladymags are not necessarily the most intelligent suggestions in the…

6/25/09

Very Vogue Recession: AKA, The Terrible War Against Rich White Women

How does the Conde Nast title that once featured gold-dipped fur stay current during the recession? By exposing how…

6/15/09

Cosmo: Answers To Unasked Questions, Meanings For Meaningless Actions

The July Cosmo: full of answers to burning questions like, "If I have many partners, will I become loose?" You know,…

6/9/09

Elle: The 'Body Issue' Has Major Body Issues, Scantily Clad Megan Fox

On the subscriber's cover of the June Elle, Megan Fox shows off her tattoo, which reads, "We will all laugh at…

5/27/09

Marie Claire: This June, Celebrate Halloween With A Photoshop Of Horrors

Beyoncé is featured in the June Marie Claire wearing the costumes Thierry Mugler designed for her superwoman-themed…

5/5/09

May Elle: Mildly Insulting, Full of Horrific Jeans

To celebrate Earth Days past, this month's Elle presents us with lots of new stuff we can buy to increase our carbon…

4/15/09

May Marie Claire: Starlets, Hormones, & Porn Star Preachers

The May Marie Claire is out featuring wholesome starlet, Rachel McAdams. But despite McAdams' presence, the cover…

3/25/09

Marie Claire: Be A Green Recessionista With More Stuff!

The April Marie Claire is all about the most over-saturated trend in lady mags today — being an eco-friendly…

3/19/09

The April Elle: To Be A Genius Is To Be Privileged, Expensive

The "Genius Issue" of Elle has hit newsstands—-and no, it's not full of Mensa members in Missoni—-just strange…

3/3/09

The March Elle: Pushing All Kinds of Crazy

From the fashion story "Born to be Wild" to Jessica Alba's assertion that she wants to be taken seriously as an…

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