Jan 18 200821/18/08"She's One Of Those Girls You'd Totally Want To Slip The Date Rape Drug"amparry109Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for…
Jan 11 200821/11/08Lesbian Rape Is Good For Mankind And Other Heinous Revelationsamparry55Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for…
Jan 4 200821/4/08Stop The Presses: There's Little To Bitch About In Gossip-Blogs Todayamparry28Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for…
Dec 28 2007212/28/07Sex With Decapitated Dead Girls And Other Wholesome Blogger Fantasiesamparry37Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for…
Dec 21 2007212/21/07Is A Tummy Tuck Really "Too Minor A Procedure To Fix" Britney?amparry29Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for…
Dec 14 2007212/14/07"There's Still Time To Find Jessica And Start Punching Her In The Stomach"amparry50Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for…
Dec 7 2007212/7/07"You Hot Little Slut" And Other Terms of Endearmentamparry62Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for…
Nov 30 2007211/30/07Hot New Trend: Punching A Pregnant Woman In The Bellyamparry42Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for…
Nov 23 2007211/23/07"The Reason Dudes Rape Girls Is Because They Think The Girl Is Really Pretty"amparry37Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for…
Nov 16 2007211/16/07Comparing A Vadge To Cottage Cheese Is A Love Letter We Will Tear The Fuck Upamparry48Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular bloggers for their…
Nov 9 2007Save11/9/07We Got Baby Lakshmi's Back, Blogger Bitches!amparry76Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular bloggers for their…
Nov 2 2007Save11/2/07Shower Rape Jokes Do Not Make Women Hornyamparry28Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular bloggers for their…
Oct 31 2007Save10/31/07Paris Stuck Between A Mouse and Her Crotch Rotamparry40Big conundrum for Paris Hilton - continue to be against testing on animals or support research into curing (her)…
Oct 29 2007Save10/29/07Men Bend It Like Their Imaginary Celebrity Girlfriends!amparry36Workout craze pilates isn't just for rich white women like Gwyneth Paltrow, Sarah Jessica Parker and Jennifer…
Oct 26 2007Save10/26/07Raping A Woman Isn't What We'd Call "Rough Play"amparry26Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular bloggers for their…
Oct 26 2007Save10/26/07Britney's Not Crazy. She's Just On Deadline.amparry17A new study says that women are more stressed than men. We really don't have time to be reading and writing about…
Oct 24 2007Save10/24/07Short Men More Likely To, Uh, Cruise For Little Boysamparry39Short men are more likely to be pedophiles, according to a new Canadian study. Maybe they're just looking for…
Oct 22 2007Save10/22/07Cameron "Crater Face" Diaz Feels Our Pimple Painamparry59Something Cameron Diaz and that goiter on our forehead parading as a pimple have known forever: Women are more…
Oct 19 2007Save10/19/07One Baby's Barley Water Is Another Baby's Breast Milkamparry37Yay, heart-warming story! The International Breast Milk Project ships breast milk, or liquid gold, to Africa, where…
Oct 19 2007210/19/07The Quickest Way To A Woman's Heart Is Not Bukkakeamparry69Welcome back to "Missdemeanors", where we arrest, convict, and sentence gossip bloggers, hilarious or downright…