amparry

1/18/08

"She's One Of Those Girls You'd Totally Want To Slip The Date Rape Drug"

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for…

1/11/08

Lesbian Rape Is Good For Mankind And Other Heinous Revelations

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for…

1/4/08

Stop The Presses: There's Little To Bitch About In Gossip-Blogs Today

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for…

12/28/07

Sex With Decapitated Dead Girls And Other Wholesome Blogger Fantasies

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for…

12/21/07

Is A Tummy Tuck Really "Too Minor A Procedure To Fix" Britney?

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for…

12/14/07

"There's Still Time To Find Jessica And Start Punching Her In The Stomach"

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for…

12/7/07

"You Hot Little Slut" And Other Terms of Endearment

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for…

11/30/07

Hot New Trend: Punching A Pregnant Woman In The Belly

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for…

11/23/07

"The Reason Dudes Rape Girls Is Because They Think The Girl Is Really Pretty"

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for…

11/16/07

Comparing A Vadge To Cottage Cheese Is A Love Letter We Will Tear The Fuck Up

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular bloggers for their…

11/9/07

We Got Baby Lakshmi's Back, Blogger Bitches!

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular bloggers for their…

11/2/07

Shower Rape Jokes <em>Do Not</em> Make Women Horny

Shower Rape Jokes Do Not Make Women Horny

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular bloggers for their…

10/31/07

Paris Stuck Between A Mouse and Her Crotch Rot

Big conundrum for Paris Hilton - continue to be against testing on animals or support research into curing (her)…

10/29/07

Men Bend It Like Their Imaginary Celebrity Girlfriends!

Workout craze pilates isn't just for rich white women like Gwyneth Paltrow, Sarah Jessica Parker and Jennifer…

10/26/07

Raping A Woman Isn't What We'd Call "Rough Play"

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular bloggers for their…

10/26/07

Britney's Not Crazy. She's Just On Deadline.

A new study says that women are more stressed than men. We really don't have time to be reading and writing about…

10/24/07

Short Men More Likely To, Uh, Cruise For Little Boys

Short men are more likely to be pedophiles, according to a new Canadian study. Maybe they're just looking for…

10/22/07

Cameron "Crater Face" Diaz Feels Our Pimple Pain

Something Cameron Diaz and that goiter on our forehead parading as a pimple have known forever: Women are more…

10/19/07

One Baby's Barley Water Is Another Baby's Breast Milk

Yay, heart-warming story! The International Breast Milk Project ships breast milk, or liquid gold, to Africa, where…

10/19/07

The Quickest Way To A Woman's Heart Is <i>Not</i> Bukkake

The Quickest Way To A Woman's Heart Is Not Bukkake

Welcome back to "Missdemeanors", where we arrest, convict, and sentence gossip bloggers, hilarious or downright…

amparry's posts

"She's One Of Those Girls You'd Totally Want To Slip The Date Rape Drug"

Lesbian Rape Is Good For Mankind And Other Heinous Revelations

Stop The Presses: There's Little To Bitch About In Gossip-Blogs Today

Sex With Decapitated Dead Girls And Other Wholesome Blogger Fantasies

Is A Tummy Tuck Really "Too Minor A Procedure To Fix" Britney?

"There's Still Time To Find Jessica And Start Punching Her In The Stomach"

"You Hot Little Slut" And Other Terms of Endearment

Hot New Trend: Punching A Pregnant Woman In The Belly

"The Reason Dudes Rape Girls Is Because They Think The Girl Is Really Pretty"

Comparing A Vadge To Cottage Cheese Is A Love Letter We Will Tear The Fuck Up

We Got Baby Lakshmi's Back, Blogger Bitches!

Shower Rape Jokes Do Not Make Women Horny

Paris Stuck Between A Mouse and Her Crotch Rot

Men Bend It Like Their Imaginary Celebrity Girlfriends!

Raping A Woman Isn't What We'd Call "Rough Play"

Britney's Not Crazy. She's Just On Deadline.

Short Men More Likely To, Uh, Cruise For Little Boys

Cameron "Crater Face" Diaz Feels Our Pimple Pain

One Baby's Barley Water Is Another Baby's Breast Milk

The Quickest Way To A Woman's Heart Is Not Bukkake