Katie Halper

1/26/13

Party Arms Indian Women with Kitchen Knives and Chili Powder to Protect against Rape

Following the brutal and fatal gang rape in New Delhi that shocked India and the world, the radical Hindu…

1/25/13

Tina Turner Plans to Give Up Her U.S. Citizenship and I'll Use The Power of Her Songs to Try and Stop her

Dear Tina Turner,

1/25/13

The Most Batshit Reactions to Women in Combat

The Pentagon officially lifted the ban on women in combat on Wednesday. And the entire world applauded this historic…

1/25/13

Finally, an App to Help Men Measure Their Erect Penises

Men: have you always wanted to measure the length of your erect penis and see how it compares to penis length around…

1/25/13

Best Video You'll See All Day: Teen Comes Out in Front of 300 Students, Gets a Standing Ovation

Just like Jodie Foster used her Cecil B. DeMille award speech as an opportunity to come out as, er, single,…

1/24/13

Man Shoots Off His Own Penis, Becomes Unintentional Anti-Gun Violence Icon (to Me)

Even the staunchest NRA defender wouldn't argue that a man has the right to shoot himself in the penis. (Or would…

1/24/13

The State Department Fights to Protect Americans From the Threat of Fake Girlfriends

In this post-~~9/11~~ Manti Te'o world, the last thing the U.S. Government wants to see is any American citizen become…

1/24/13

Why Are Some Men Pulling Out Women's IUDs?

Attacks on women's reproductive freedom don't just come from our courts and politicians. They also come from our…

1/24/13

Douchebag Congressman Will Use 'Power of Humiliation' Against the Gays

A brave Republican Congressman vowed to use the "power of humiliation" against the gays and their advocates who…

1/24/13

A GIF Guide: Why Hillary Clinton is More Beloved than Joe Biden

I've always loved Joe Biden, whom I consider to be a major VPILF. America, however, prefers Hillary Clinton. A poll…

1/24/13

13 People Who Owe Hillary Clinton a Massive Apology

Now that Hillary Clinton has testified about Benghazi attacked, all the people who accused the Secretary of State…

1/23/13

Things to Consider Before Sleeping With Your Ex

As you read this, countless people are considering, engaging in or cleaning up from sex with their exes. You dear…

1/23/13

Male German Soldiers are Growing Breasts

Men: have you always wanted to develop one— and only one— breast on the left side of your chest? Well, if you have…

1/23/13

15 Dangerous and Deadly Methods Women Have Used When Abortion Is Illegal

News flash: Sex isn't going anywhere. Even people who don't like abortion need to recognize that unwanted…

1/22/13

Groupon Can Take Away Our Gun Deals, but They'll Never Take Away our Anal Waxing

Ladies, we must be vigilant. Groupon has recently announced they are canceling their gun deals. The inevitable…

1/22/13

How Jane Roe Went from being a Lesbian Pro-Choice Icon to a Straight Born-Again Anti-Choice Activist

Jane "Roe v Wade" Roe, or Norma McCorvey, was the plaintiff in the landmark Supreme Court Case which, 40 years ago…

1/22/13

What Did John Boehner Say to Provoke Michelle Obama's Epic Eye Roll? Some Theories

By now, most of the world has had the pleasure of seeing what will surely go down down as the most epic eye roll in…

1/22/13

Nearly a Third of Fired Military Commanders Were Canned Because of Their Penises

A recent Associated Press article, called "Sex Is Major Reason Military Commanders Are Fired," which is being picked…

1/22/13

Scoring the Inaugural Dance-Off: Bidens Almost Hump on the Dance Floor and Obamas are Swingers

Last night the world was treated to a Dancing with the Leaders of the Free World contest, at the Inaugural Ball.…

1/21/13

How to Get Out of a Hook Up When the Guy Is Already in your Apartment

It's awkward when you realize you don't want to hook up with a guy who you've invited into your apartment for that…

Katie Halper's posts

Party Arms Indian Women with Kitchen Knives and Chili Powder to Protect against Rape

Tina Turner Plans to Give Up Her U.S. Citizenship and I'll Use The Power of Her Songs to Try and Stop her

The Most Batshit Reactions to Women in Combat

Finally, an App to Help Men Measure Their Erect Penises

Best Video You'll See All Day: Teen Comes Out in Front of 300 Students, Gets a Standing Ovation

Man Shoots Off His Own Penis, Becomes Unintentional Anti-Gun Violence Icon (to Me)

The State Department Fights to Protect Americans From the Threat of Fake Girlfriends

Why Are Some Men Pulling Out Women's IUDs?

Douchebag Congressman Will Use 'Power of Humiliation' Against the Gays

A GIF Guide: Why Hillary Clinton is More Beloved than Joe Biden

13 People Who Owe Hillary Clinton a Massive Apology

Things to Consider Before Sleeping With Your Ex

Male German Soldiers are Growing Breasts

15 Dangerous and Deadly Methods Women Have Used When Abortion Is Illegal

Groupon Can Take Away Our Gun Deals, but They'll Never Take Away our Anal Waxing

How Jane Roe Went from being a Lesbian Pro-Choice Icon to a Straight Born-Again Anti-Choice Activist

What Did John Boehner Say to Provoke Michelle Obama's Epic Eye Roll? Some Theories

Nearly a Third of Fired Military Commanders Were Canned Because of Their Penises

Scoring the Inaugural Dance-Off: Bidens Almost Hump on the Dance Floor and Obamas are Swingers

How to Get Out of a Hook Up When the Guy Is Already in your Apartment