Silvio Berlusconi continues his campaign of acting like a gross, boorish horndog while claiming he is not in any way a gross, boorish horndog. Recently, he denied yet again that his infamous "bunga bunga" parties involved any sex, saying, "There was no sacrilegious behaviour at my house." And, he explained, "When a guest said, 'Are we going to have some bunga bunga after dinner?' they were just talking about dancing." Thanks for finally clearing that up, Silvio. Now presumably when you called Angela Merkel an "unfuckable lard-arse," you meant "a very nice lady."
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