Ask Men Wants To Drive You Crazy, Ladies
LatestLadies, I know it’s a holiday weekend and all, but there are no vacations in the world of crappy advice, which is why the folks at Ask Men have delivered yet another Top 10 list for us to enjoy.
Today’s list, titled “Top 10 Ways To Tease Her And Make Her Crazy For You,” is designed to help men stand out from the rest of the crowd by learning “how to tease her in exactly the right way — a way that shows her that you are confident, funny and, of course, a challenge. Or, to put it simply, just the kind of guy she’d love to see again.” Unfortunately, all of the advice given in said list makes it seem more likely that the dude who follows it will end up not with a date, but with, say, a restraining order, or maybe a drink thrown in his face. Let’s take a look:
No.10 – Bust her on her jokes
If she tries to be funny in any way or, God forbid, she actually tries to tell a joke, let her finish, then just stare at her blankly and say: “I’m sorry, was that supposed to be funny?” The longer you keep a straight face on this one, the more you’ll hit her funny bone.
Mmm! There’s nothing sexier than a man who already thinks your entire gender is stupid and incapable of humor and wants to make sure you know it. Everyone knows that girls aren’t funny, bro, so make sure you humiliate her and take her down a peg, and then just stare at her with a blank expression on your face while an uncomfortable silence builds between you. Once you’ve sufficiently embarrassed and frightened her, ask her out again! She’s sure to say yes, because girls are really into the whole humorless sexist weirdo sociopath thing. SO HOT!