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Channel 7 News reports that Massachusetts motorist Grayson Salerno, the outlaw of Malden, age one, was pulled over this week for driving on the sidewalk. He was issued a “cuteness warning”–a warning to the rest of us to obey the rules of society unless you are adorable, in which case the rule of law does not apply.


Go ahead, poop on a couch. Run around nude. Deface private property. Hurl a thing of juice at a stranger. Enter the subway and then scream, scream at the top of your lungs for no particular reason other than it feels good and just because you can.


This has been eye-opening.

Staff reporter, Gizmodo. wkimball @ gizmodo

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