Archeologists Are Hunting For Another Dead English King, Because the English Keep Misplacing Them

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The United Kingdom is once again going digging for a dead king. This time they’re looking for Henry I, son of William the Conquerer, said to have died after eating too many lampreys. How many rotting royals have you lot misplaced over there?


As a refresher, a few years ago archeologists found the long-lost body of Richard III—underneath a Leicester parking lot. He’d been missing for 530 years, and to positively identify the remains, they had to compare the DNA to that of modern relatives, including a Canadian cabinetmaker descended from the fallen king’s sister, Anne of York.

And now, the Guardian reports, the hunt is on for Henry. He was buried in the elaborate abbey he founded at Reading. However, the abbey was trashed when Henry VIII dissolved the monasteries, and trashed yet again during the Civil War, and locals have spent hundreds of years building over much of the site. Hence, archeologists are looking in spots such as Father John O’Shea’s back garden. He is upbeat: “He’s there all right, resting quietly, and when they find him we’ll be looking for great things from the football team,” he told the Guardian. (Leicester’s Foxes have apparently fared well since Richard III’s reinterment.)

The New York Times says they’re also looking at a nursery school, as well as the parking lot of a local prison. The Times also makes it sound unsurprising that the English didn’t worry too much about keeping track of Henry.

A son of William the Conqueror, who ascended to the throne after the death of his elder brother William II, Henry has been described as a usurper because he seized the crown while another elder brother was away on a Crusade. Henry also had a reputation for cruelty; he is said to have had the tips of the noses of two of his granddaughters cut off. But he is also credited with strengthening the monarchy and putting in place efficient — if sometimes oppressive — administrative policies.

Good luck!

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Is it weird that I recognized him from the portrait?

He is family, after all.