Apple Fitness+ Is Making Me Consider Fitness-App Monogamy
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I have an addiction to downloading apps. Whether it’s a game, a productivity app, an app for my dog—I will download and enjoy anything to pass the minutes. My personal favorite app genre is fitness. When it comes to fitness I am one of those people who need to be told what to do, how many times, and for how many minutes or I won’t lift a single dumbbell off the ground. My biggest app download spree occurred in the 2017-2018 period when I was training for a half marathon and for a while I had slowed down on the constant downloads. But then March 2020 came around, and well I don’t think I have to tell you what happened at that point.
Without my daily commute or weekend walks to whatever local eatery seemed interesting I was starting to grow roots out of my ass that permanently attached me to my chair. Like my fitness comrade Victoria from Gizmodo, I felt my Apple watch mocking me relentlessly day in and day out for not closing my rings. So I redownloaded apps I thought I had left in the past, took advantage of every extended free trial under the sun, and tried to scrape together a fitness routine until the day I could safely return to OrangeTheory. Everything was just fine and I was content in my newly constructed fitness land.
But on December 14th everything changed when the fire nation Apple Fitness+ attacked. The app is beautiful for users and a potential armageddon for all of the other fitness apps out there that offer roughly the same thing. At first, I thought there was no possible way this one app could replace all the different ones I had painstakingly cobbled together. So I tried nearly every category on Apple Fitness+ to determine if this one thing could be the end of my multi-app habit.
General Cardio
I hate cardio and no matter how hard apps try there is no way to make it more pleasant. But it’s important so to make sure my little cold heart kept pumping I downloaded and used Nike Run Club or Nike Training Club (for HIIT) and had short dalliances with 7 Minute Workout and Aaptiv. (I also use the Peloton app but we will get to that particular one later.) The cardio-specific offerings on Apple Fitness+ are HIIT, Treadmill, Cycling, Rowing, and Dance. I did not even look in the Dance section because as I have explained before, I cannot follow choreography in the least bit.
The treadmill workouts on Fitness+ are just as good as the offerings on any other app that guides users through a tread workout. The only shortcoming is that Fitness+ limits its running/walking workouts to treadmill videos whereas Nike and Aaptiv have audio-only guided runs that extend to the outdoors. Considering I am too embarrassed by my gait and stride to run outside, this posed no problem for me personally but for outdoor run lovers, there isn’t much to work with.
What gives Fitness+ a leg up is that every treadmill workout has a Walk or Run option available before starting the workout. So instead of immediately trying to keep up with a Nike run coach who is setting their speed to six as a fucking warm up, I just press the Walk option and scale up from there.
As for HIIT, the workouts on Fitness+ are comparable to any other HIIT-specific app with the added bonus that the workouts feature three instructors, one of whom is always doing the “easier” modifications so users at the beginner level are not lost in the lateral shuffle. See what I did there? Fitness humor.
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