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Hello, who is walking around in high-heeled Crocs?! Because I know at least *some* of you are, that is, unless everyone is stockpiling them for the apocalypse. They seem like very practical roach-stomping shoes.

CBS News reported on Tuesday that not only did the Croc brand roll out a new model called the “Cyprus V Heel,” but they’ve actually sold out and are being resold on Amazon at more than four times their original price of $44.99. The shoes were described by Crocs as “a pair of causal and comfortable heels and wedges.”

And I’m all for comfortable shoes! But someone, please, explain!

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They really do look like they’re itching to be worn on board a space ship leaving Earth because Earth is dying…or in a garden with unfathomably tall weeds, I suppose.

Final prediction: these Crocs heels go the way of fanny packs and bike shorts and end up on Kendall Jenner by September.