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Anybody Order Some Pandas? Your Pandas Are Here

These your pandas? We’ve got a whole basket of them down here, and these fluffy little sacks of cuteness are falling down all over the place.

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Entertainment Weekly reports that the new documentary Pandas—that’s the whole name, nothing less, nothing more, a pure and straightforward promise—is due out in April. It follows Qian Qian, who goes to New Hampshire to learn how to be a bear. Or rather, to get in touch with her innate bear instincts, with the help of some bear experts. Kristen Bell is narrating.

Somebody please come get these pandas, they’re everywhere.

Senior Editor, Attic Haunter, Jezebel

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adrastra
Adrastra, patron saint of not giving a fuck

LOOK AT THE GOOD ROLY POLY BEARS. WHAT A GOOD BEAR.

Cancel humans, give the world back to panda bears.